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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - 12.72.5983 POST IMPERIUM

GALACTIC SECURITY WARNING

ISSUED BY THE SIRIAN REVOLUTIONARY COUNCIL DEPARTMENT OF HOME-PLANET SECURITY

Citizens and law enforcement agencies throughout the Galaxy are advised to be on the lookout for the following fugitives, who are wanted by the sovereign authorities of the Sirius System for crimes against the State, fraternizing with treatgivers and selling State secrets to rogue comics web sites.

 Kestrel

Registered Name: Pickle Hill Annwn Kestrel
Alias(es): "Kay," "Hoppy Pop Top"
Sex: Female
Color: Cream/Silver Brindle
Age: 84 dog years
Height: 26 inches
Weight: 55 lbs

Attributes: Perky, silly, empathetic, smarter than most treatgivers.

Weakness: Soft, fluffy places to sleep.

Threat Assessment: Capable of picking locks with her mind.

 Mithra

Registered Name: Annwn Deus Sol Invictus
Alias(es): "Meatball"
Sex: Male
Color: Irish-marked Gold
Age: 49 dog years
Height: 32 inches
Weight: 100 lbs

Attributes: Friendly, loyal, clingy, thick, wants to be a mommy.

Weakness: The "Voices."

Threat Assessment: You've got to be kidding me.

 Anya

Registered Name: Annwn Ensolliele
Alias(es): "French Fry"
Sex: Female
Color: Irish-Marked Red
Age: 49 dog years
Height: 26 inches
Weight: 45 lbs

Attributes: Shy, spritely, entitled, thinks she's a princess.

Weakness: French fries.

Threat Assessment: Demands to be called "Your Highness." Kowtow to her demands at your peril.

 Sakki

Registered Name: Annwn Black Rain
Alias(es): "Jayrock"
Sex: Female
Color: Irish-marked Black and Tan (Tri)
Age: 35 dog years
Height: 28 inches
Weight: 65 lbs

Attributes: Intelligent, active, fast, athletic.

Weakness: Anything edible.

Threat Assessment: No article of furniture or white clothing is safe in her presence.


CITIZENS ARE ADVISED THAT THESE FUGITIVES ARE DANGEROUSLY FRIENDLY AND SUBVERSIVELY CHARMING, AND SHOULD BE APPROACHED WITH CAUTION. IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION AS TO THE WHEREABOUTS OF THESE CONNIVING CANINES CONTACT THE SIRIAN REVOLUTIONARY COUNCIL DEPARTMENT OF HOME-PLANET SECURITY AT: SNITCH@DHS.SIRIUS.JUNTA.GOV

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